Steve: I want you to "Turn a Trick" with this teddy bear. Debbie: The scrawny nerdy one with glasses. let's get nuts!! ĭebbie: Let the Nerdy one go. Escape from Pearl Bailey Stan: It was nice of Steve to acknowledge us this week. Stan: Well, I'd rather be acting crazy than feeling crazy. If Richie Valens' plane had been just a little bit smaller, he'd still be alive. Stan: Come on, Francine! Small planes are the safest of all. Choosy Wives Choose Smith Stan: Roger, I think I've found a way off this island! Is there such a thing as a time crab?
CHOOSY WIVES CHOOSE SMITH MOVIE
Stan: Where am I gonna get a movie around here? Coco: You're supposed to keep me happy. Bullock: Isn't she great?!Ĭoco: I'm bored. Klaus: And just like that, I'm gay.īullock: Stan, this is Coco. I should say I am! McCreary: Does this sound right? "In the beginning God created the Heavens and a transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs." One Little Word Coco: I'm going to go soak it in your tub. McCreary: You're familiar with the first line of "Genesis", right? Roger/Sydney Huffman: Well! I should say I am, sir. The One That Got Away Klaus: Damn you, Hasbro! (Stan is on the phone arranging for party entertainment) Stan: Hello, I'd like a moonbounce and a sober clown for a birthday party on Saturday? : Well, do you know the number of someone who knows a sober clown? ]: No, I don't think I'm asking for the world. I mean, they didn't miss a spot! And even though we were all wet and naked and slippery, they were still able to get me on all fours, and shove my face to the floor! Can you imagine, Stan? Stan: How'd they catch you again? He's gonna have man breath, and his poops won't smell good anymore.įrancine: Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower, Stan? One day, when I was showering after gym class, these mean pretty girls caught me and kept scrubbing me all over with soap. Who's the father? Touching your face all day with your greasy hands? įrancine: I'm not ready for Steve to make the change. Roger: Wow, Hayley, your cheek's pregnant. Hayley: I'm not using these! I'm never using these! Francine & Stan: No! Hayley (pointing to her small breasts): This is as big as they're gonna GET?! Hayley: I'm hideous! Francine: Honey, you can't even see it.
Hayley: Whaddaya mean, "Every month"?! Francine: Honey, that's the glory of being a woman. Stan: Hey, what are you doing? Francine: I can't do it, man. Remember I had that bumper sticker on the car for a while? Nobody honked. Stan: The only thing worse than a child going through puberty is being the parent of a child going through puberty. They're white as frickin' Christmas! It looks like Santa Town down there! And look at my pendulous nads! Every time I walk it's like a game of gnip gnop! Steve: You think?! Well, I got my pubic hair back, a whole bunch of them.
Steve: Why?! Stan: Looks like the boys in the lab made a mistake. Toddler Steve (calmly): I just wanna let you know, that I'm speaking calmly, but there's a tantrum brewing in me, the likes of which this mall has never seen. 1600 Candles Francine: Look at me, being escorted around town by this handsome little gentleman.
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